I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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