Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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