He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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