I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
please come you make the beer taste better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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