Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
