Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
