jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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