return my video game
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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