Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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