he wants to bone in the snuggie
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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