Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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