Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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