someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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