Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
