Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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