Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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