thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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