ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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