3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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