I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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