Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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