singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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