if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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