I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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