it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i think i have two assholes
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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