Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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