if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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