Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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