Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
When did we convert life to cartoon?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just want nice things and good sex
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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