I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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