Got a toothbrush?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm both gender and math confused
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
