chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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