That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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