I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
