idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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