Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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