How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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