I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So vagazzling was a success
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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