dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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