even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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