my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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