quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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