is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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