i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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