that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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