Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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