Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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