Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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