The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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