the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
