Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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