I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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