in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it hurts more in the daytime
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And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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