It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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