bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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