she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he puts the penis in happiness.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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