Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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