I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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