I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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