I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need water and some morals
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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